EVACUATION
By
Daniel Skye
Neighbors can be your best ally or your sworn adversary.
But in a small fishing village like Montauk, it was never the latter; never in
my case at least. Since moving here five years ago, I’ve done my best to stay
on everyone’s good side. If one of my neighbors is working on a special
project, I’m the first to lend a hand or offer up my tools for the job. I
always remember to wear my smile when I’m in public, leave a generous tip for
the waitresses at Sharpe’s Diner, hold the doors open for random strangers.
Though, in Montauk we have a word for strangers:
Tourists. We experience an influx of idiotic tourists–or citiots as my neighbor
Pat christens them–that drift our way from the city every year. They’re here
from July to September and they depart by the beginning of October.
In a big city, the faces are all anonymous. You can brush
shoulders with more than a hundred people in a few city blocks and not
recognize one single face. Here, you can’t even walk down your driveway to
fetch the morning paper without bumping into somebody you know.
* * *
Monday, September 2, 2013.
Labor
Day. I drive to town in the morning and remember what day it is. All the banks,
schools, stores, bars, and restaurants are closed until tomorrow.
I pass by Coscarelli’s Market and see John Coscarelli
leaned up against a stack of empty milk crates, smoking a cigarette. The closed
sign is stuck inside the window but he’s waiting for the milk truck to get here
so he can let the delivery guy in. Just because everything stops in Montauk on
Labor Day, doesn’t mean the world stops with it. If John wants his milk
delivery, he’ll take it today or wait until Wednesday for the next delivery truck
to roll through town.
You can always rely on John for fresh milk and bread just
like you can rely on Donald Carpenter to have the freshest fish in town at his
seafood market. You can depend on these men just like you can depend on Paul
Mancini, the local pharmacist to help you with your meds. And if you’re looking
for summer or winter apparel, you can always count on Kelly Cornell’s boutique
to be open…well, excluding today of course.
Right now Kelly’s probably at home struggling to keep her
promiscuous sister Selina in check. Kelly and Selina live together on my block,
Essex Street.
I talked to my uncle Ronnie a while back. He’s lived in
the same neighborhood for fifteen years and doesn’t know the name of the guy
who lives next-door to him. Most people go their whole lives without really
knowing their neighbors. How many people can say they know the names of every
person who lives on their block? I can.
Kelly
and Selina Cornell are directly across the street from me. In addition to them,
there’s Angus Smith and Malcolm Wright, my next-door neighbors on the left. They’ve
been married longer than most straight couples I know. I must say out of all my
neighbors, they throw the best New Year’s Eve parties.
Pat
McMillian is my next-door neighbor on the right. His specialty is sarcasm and
he’s the only one I go out of my way to chat with on a regular basis. Next to
Pat is Bruce Sharpe, the owner of Sharpe’s Diner. He lives with his two
daughters, Gail and Lindsey, and raises them on his own. Next to Angus and
Malcolm is Lance Diamond, who recently had an extension put on his home to add
a third floor. The fact that his last name is Diamond is beyond ironic
considering he’s the richest guy in town. He owns the town lumberyard. Oh, and
four different restaurants.
Rounding
out the block is Kyle Concorde, owner of Concorde Cleaners and Laundromat. George
Reese, the guy who runs the hardware store. And Cornelius Swanson, the old man
who dwells in the last house on the left.
With
nowhere in town to go, I return home. On the way back, I pass several wandering
citiots looking for a place to eat. They’re not going to find it in this town,
not today.
When I
get back, Kyle is standing atop a ladder, emptying his gutters and Lance is
polishing the side of his boat. I acknowledge both of them and offer to help
but they decline politely.
The day
is balmy and peaceful, and I don’t feel like wasting it inside my house. So I
knock on Pat’s door to see what he’s up to.
“Arnie,”
Pat exclaims as the door opens. My name is Arnold White but he calls me Arnie
to bust my chops. “Come in.”
He
closes the door behind us and fetches two cold beers from the fridge. We pop
them open and clank the bottles together.
“To
good health,” he says.
“Cheers,”
I say and gulp down some of my beer.
Sirens
commence in the distance, faint and distorted. But then the sound grows
clearer, unmistakable. It stops conversation dead in its tracks. For a solid
minute, all we can do is listen and try to sort it out in our heads.
It’s
not police or ambulance sirens. It’s not the sound of a fire truck. And if there’s
a fire, how come the whistle didn’t sound to alert the volunteers? No, this is
something dissimilar, something ominous.
Voices
emanate from the street and we gather outside as the rest of our neighbors
begin to congregate.
“What
is that?” one of Bruce Sharpe’s daughters asks.
“I
don’t know, sweetie,” he responds and look to others for answers. But we’re all
in the same boat. Nobody has a clue.
“Does
anyone have Trey’s number?” Pat asks. Trey Miner is the town sheriff. If anyone
has an inkling as to what this is about, it would be Trey.
“I
think I have it written down somewhere,” George Reese says. “I’ll be right back.”
And with that, George trots back inside his house.
“What
on Earth could that be?” Lance asks, keeping his distance from Angus and
Malcolm. His subtle way of letting them know he doesn’t approve of their
lifestyle. I can’t speak for both of them but I don’t think they miss his
friendship.
“No
idea,” Kyle shrugs as the conversation continues to go around in circles.
Then,
finally George saves us from the banality when he rushes out with news. But not
the news we want to hear.
“Trey’s
not answering his phone. In fact, I can’t reach anybody at the station. Their
phone is down. Half the phones in town are down. And my television’s not
working either. It’s just buzzing and flashing a logo from the emergency
broadcasting system.”
The
only one of us who is unaccounted for is Cornelius Swanson. Before I can walk
down the road to check and see if he’s all right, the group gains a few more
members. It’s the citiots I saw wandering about town before. We were all so
distracted by the sirens we didn’t even see them approaching.
“You
guys know the deal with these sirens?” one of them steps forward to ask. There
are three of them, all young men in their early to mid-twenties.
“We’re
just as clueless as you,” Kelly says. I spot Selina eyeing up the guy in the
middle, the citiot with bleach blonde hair. Kelly’s going to have her work cut
out for her today.
A
patrol car speeds down the block and comes to a screeching halt. Trey Miner
steps out and everyone begins shouting and asking questions at once while Pat
and I stand back and shake our heads.
“Calm
down,” Trey shouts back. “Everybody calm down. What you need to do is turn back
to your houses, pack your belongings, and skip town until further notice.”
“What’s
going on?” several people shouted.
“State
of emergency. Airborne toxins were accidently released from Peach Island.
There’s a mandatory evacuation in effect. Everyone needs to pack up and leave
town immediately for their own safety. Please do so in a calm and orderly fashion
and this will all be resolved before you know it.”
“What’s
Peach Island?” the lead citiot asks.
“It’s
an animal disease center,” Kyle explains. “It’s located off the coast of
Montauk. They do experiments; try to determine the origins of viruses and
diseases that are linked to humans from animals.”
“And
these diseases,” the citiot continues. “They’re harmful?”
Kyle
sighs with exasperation. “Harmful? Fatal is better way of describing it.”
“Sounds like we’re fucked,” Pat laughs as Sheriff Miner
drives away to warn more folks about the toxins. I can already hear most of the
engines running through town. Everyone is starting to clear out and head for
higher ground. “We might as well strip off our clothes and have one big orgy
right here in the streets. Arnie, I’m afraid you’re stuck on the bottom.”
Pat is
clearly making a joke. But now is not the ideal time for jokes. I study my
neighbors and they’re all wearing the same look; that wide-eyed
deer-in-the-headlights expression. Kyle is the first to disperse from the group
to gather his belongings. Then Bruce breaks away with his two daughters to see
if he can get them to a safer place.
In
minutes, the streets become flooded with automobiles of all shapes, colors, and
sizes. We all shift our conversation to the curb and watch the motorists try
and make their grand escape. I see people riding bumper-to-bumper, slamming on
their brakes, punching their horns. So much for exiting in a calm and orderly
fashion. Then George Reese slips away, leaving just me, Pat, Kelly, Selina,
Angus, and Malcolm with the three citiots.
“We
took the train here,” the youngest one whined. “How are we supposed to get out
of town?”
“Yeah,”
the bleach blonde citiot added. “The trains aren’t running today.”
“I fail
to see how that’s our problem,” Pat says.
“Well
it is,” the leader of the pack says.
“Like
hell it is,” Pat chides as the traffic begins to move slower and slower down
Essex Street.
“What’s
the holdup?” Selina wonders.
“It’s a
one-lane road,” Lance answers. “With all these people trying to flee town
consecutively, there’s bound to be traffic jams. I wouldn’t be surprised if
there are a few accidents already.”
George
Reese loads up his car and takes a box from his house, stopping at Kyle
Concorde’s and Bruce Sharpe’s doors first. Then he hurries down to us, box in
hand, and passes out respirators to the entire group, sans three for the
citiots. I can’t tell if he’s being greedy or if he genuinely doesn’t have
enough to go around but the citiots don’t look pleased. Still, they bite their
tongues and stand aside for further development.
“I
can’t promise these will protect you,” George clarifies, “but it’s the best I
can do. Well, best of luck to you all.” With that, George gets in his car and
merges into a sea of slow-moving traffic.
As some
of us try on and adjust their respirators, Kelly looks to me and Pat for
answers. “We should all stick together,” Pat advises the group. “You can all
join me in my house. The TV isn’t working but I have a radio and we can figure
out what’s going on. There’s no sense in jamming up the roads any more than
they are.”
* * *
On the
radio, the music has stopped and been replaced by nervous reporters summarizing
the events, although they’ve now resorted to repeating the same sentences over
and over. Every station is urging listeners that can’t escape town to seek
shelter and not breathe the outside air.
With my
respirator tightly secured, I watch through Pat’s window. Horns blare endlessly
as traffic sits still for an hour. Eventually, drivers begin to abandon their
cars and start collecting in the streets.
Lance
had called it. Word spread through the crowd that there was an accident ahead
on the roads. More than one apparently. With the roads blocked off, everyone has
found themselves trapped. Living by sea would have its advantages in this situation,
but taking a boat would only expose you to the toxins drifting in our
direction. There’s one road to and from town…no alternate routes.
The
crowd grows bigger and bigger as more residents–luggage in hand–start marching
on foot. The crowd grows into a mob as everyone has seemingly abandoned their
vehicles and is looking for a means of escape. One of the mob shouts, “We’re
all going to die!” and pandemonium strikes.
Kelly
and Selina can’t bear to watch and slink away from the window as Pat and I
press against the glass, horrified by the scene that’s unfolding. The mob has
worked up into a panic.
There’s
no organization. No rationality. No chivalry. Men are shoving women. Women are
shoving men and clubbing them with their purses. Grown men are snatching
respirators off the faces of children. Neighbors trample neighbors, their
ribcages snapping under the feet of hundreds of panicked residents. I watch
helplessly as Lindsey Sharpe–frightened and separated from her father–has her
respirator stolen by Ben Folsey, the geriatric mailman. I look around for Bruce
or her sister Gail but it is impossible to make out all the faces in this fray.
The chaos is relentless.
“Is this Montauk or bedlam?” Pat asks, still trying to
maintain his sense of humor but I can see the color draining from his face,
hear his stomach gurgling. The sight petrifies him.
Several rioters turn their attention to Lance Diamond’s
property, where his boat and Mercedes are set ablaze by envious business
competitors. The police haven’t made their presence known since Sheriff Miner
drove through the neighborhood and I’m hoping and praying they will soon. But
for all I know, Sheriff Miner and his deputies are already far gone.
Pat brings this to Lance’s attention and without any
thought, Lance rushes out to try and save his prized possessions. Pat doesn’t
take any chances and locks the door behind him.
The three citiots whisper quietly as Selina and Kelly sit
together on Pat’s white sofa, Kelly praying silently, her hands clasped
together.
A
deafening shot rings out through the neighborhood and the mob parts in every
direction. Cornelius Swanson–the kind, sweet, gentle old man from the end of the
block–is toting a double-barreled shotgun. Lance is the first casualty, taking
a full blast to the chest. Swanson turns the gun and fires again on this
disoriented crowd as they attempt to flee. I can see someone else writhing,
twitching in the street alongside an abandoned Volkswagen. It’s Kyle Concorde,
another victim of Swanson’s mania.
“We’ve
got to stop him,” Angus says, clutching his boyfriends hand tightly.
“You’re
right,” Malcom agrees. “Cornelius always liked us and he never did a bad thing
before today. He’s just confused and scared. Pat, I’m going out there. Lock the
door behind us. I’m going to see if I can get him to hand over the shotgun.”
“That’s
suicide,” Kelly warns him.
“I’m
afraid I must agree with the young lady,” Pat says. “It’s too dangerous, even
with the respirators. You don’t want to expose yourself to the air.”
“He’s
killing people,” Angus argues. “He has to be stopped. Just lock the door behind
us and keep an eye out through the window. Do you have a gun?”
“I
wish,” Pat sighs.
“You’ll
be safe as long as you stay inside and keep those respirators on,” Malcolm
assures us. “Okay, we’re going out.”
The
three citiots gather by the window with me as Pat locks the door and Angus and
Malcolm step out to reason with Cornelius. I can see them trying to persuade
him, but I can’t hear through the glass, and I’m no lip reader. I can only
imagine they’re trying to talk some sense into the old coot.
Without
a word, Cornelius raises his shotgun and fires on Angus, then turns the gun on
Malcolm. My head drops as I turn away from the window. I can’t bear to watch
another second. The youngest citiot describes Swanson sliding the breach open,
emptying the dead shells, and loading four more rounds. Then he lumbers off,
stalking the streets as more people continue to disperse.
“He
wasn’t wearing a respirator,” Pat mumbles.
“What?”
I ask.
“Swanson
wasn’t wearing a respirator. If the air is contaminated, maybe it’s effecting
people that are exposed to it. Maybe it’s the cause of all this panic and
destruction.”
“That’s
a farfetched theory,” I say.
“But
it’s a theory,” he says sternly. “And it matches the pattern of irrational
behavior. Four of our neighbors are dead, that we know of at least. Cornelius
Swanson, who before today wouldn’t harm a fly, is out there gunning people down
in cold blood. What else could it be?”
“Fear,”
I say. “Some people don’t know how to react during a life-threatening crisis.
Especially a crisis that seems as hopeless as this one. Until today, the
biggest crisis this town faced is when the mill caught fire. This behavior is
basic human instinct. It’s a distinct form of self-preservation.”
“Now
that’s a farfetched theory,” Pat chuckles behind his respirator.
“Uh,
guys…” Kelly whimpers and then trails off.
Pat and
I turn around and see Kelly and Selina being held back by the three citiots.
The leader has a serrated knife to Kelly’s throat.
“You
two,” the leader points to us with the knife, then rests it back against
Kelly’s tender throat. “Remove your respirators.” We do as they say and the
youngest one picks them up and fastens one of the respirators to his face. The
other two have already robbed Selina and Kelly of their respirators and have
taken to wearing them.
“Where
are the deputies? Where’s Trey?” I whisper.
“If
they’re not dead, they probably skipped town before the roads got all jammed
up,” Pat whispers back. “There’s no cavalry coming either. No reinforcements,
no helicopters will arrive until they’re sure the area is safe and secure. With
all the lives already at stake, they’re not going to risk more. They’re going
to wait for this situation to remedy itself and then they’re going to swoop in
and clean up the mess.”
“Enough
chitchat,” the leader barks. “You two assholes get in the corner, facing the
wall on your knees and place your hands behind your head.”
“We
under arrest?” Pat quips.
“Just
do it,” he orders and we walk slowly to the corner and drop to our knees, place
our hands behind our head with our fingers interlocked.
I turn
my head slightly and watch out the corner of my eye as the leader passes the
knife to the youngest member of the group and passes Kelly off to the blonde
one.
Then he
throws Selina down firmly on the sofa and I hear her blouse tear and shred.
“Stop!” Selina cries.
“No
way,” the leader says. “If I’m going to die today, I’m not dying without one
last piece of ass.”
“Please,
don’t do this,” her cries recur.
“I
thought this was what you wanted,” the leader sneers, tearing the straps from
her bra.
“Not
like this,” she shakes her head, sobbing. “Not like this, please.”
“When
do I get my turn?” the blonde one chuckles, holding Kelly at bay as she squirms
under his slimy grip.
“Patience,
buddy,” the leader snickers. “You’ll both get your chance with this little
slut.”
“All
they have is a knife,” Pat whispers over Selina’s sobs as I hear her jeans
being unbuttoned and slid down. “We can take them.” I nod and glance over at
the other two citiots, thoroughly entered by the show that’s about to proceed.
“Now,”
I whisper and we both spring into action. Pat grabs the nearest object he can
find–an old lamp–and smashes it into pieces over the young citiots head. He
hits the floor hard and knife slides out a few feet in front of him. I snatch
it as the blonde citiot pushes Kelly aside and comes after me. He swings his
fist just as I inch back and swipe the blade through the air. The serrated edge
catches him and slices through the meat of his forearm.
The
leader crawls off Selina and before he can make a move, Pat clocks him upside
the head with his lucky golf club. I don’t know what was lucky about it before
this very moment, but it sure saved our asses today.
“He’s
losing blood fast,” I say, pointing to the blonde that I slashed.
“You
severed an artery,” Pat explains. “He’s going to bleed out. Nothing we can do
for him. Besides, we don’t owe him anything. You girls ok?”
The
girls nod and Selina fixes her jeans but her bra and blouse are unwearable. Pat
fetches Selina a clean t-shirt and hoodie to cover up with. We reclaim our
respirators and Selina gives the barely conscious leader a firm, steady kick in
the balls.
“Let’s
finish these bastards off,” Pat says.
“I’m no
murderer,” I say. “As you said, the blonde one is done for. His friends are
worse for wear too. They don’t pose much of a threat.”
“Still,
I wouldn’t feel safe in the same house as them,” Kelly joins in.
“We can
go elsewhere,” I point out. “There’s got to be a safer location than this, no
offense Pat.”
“None
taken.”
“The
only thing keeping us safe from the air outside is these respirators and some
weather stripping,” I continue. “The streets are clear now. I haven’t heard any
gunshots or screams. I think we’re in the clear.”
“Where
would we go?” Selina says, still a bit shaken up. I can hear it in her voice.
The trauma of today’s events will haunt her for years to come…if we survive the
interim.
Pat
snaps his fingers. “Paul Mancini’s house.”
“The
town pharmacist?” Kelly asks.
“He’s
got a bomb shelter in his backyard, built it during that whole Y2K frenzy. He
showed it to me years ago. He stocked thing with enough food and water to last
for years.”
“What
if he’s there?” I ask.
“Paul
is a reasonable man. He’s not like these little monsters. He wouldn’t turn us
away, would he?”
“Only
one way to find out,” I shrug.
* * *
Once
outside the house, the girls grip to us tightly and shut their eyes. They don’t
want to see and I can’t blame them a bit. As we walk, the list of fallen
neighbors grows by the second.
Kyle
Concorde. Angus Smith. Malcolm Wright. Lance Diamond. John Coscarelli. Darren
Schreiber. All victims of the mayhem that transpired on what started as another
pleasant day. A block from Paul Mancini’s house, I spot Lindsey Sharpe. I’m no
medic, but I know a few things. And I can tell the girls ribcage was crushed,
the result of being trampled. It’s too late to save her.
We find
the metallic door buried under a patch of shallow grass and pry it open with
crowbars from Paul’s toolshed.
The gun
hammer cocks and the barrel is raised to my eye. As he adjusts to the sunlight,
Paul realizes it’s me and lowers the pistol.
He
welcomes the four of us inside, sealing the door behind us. The shelter is ten
feet deep and no longer or wider than an old military bunker. Donald Carpenter
is here, as is Trey Miner, sans his sheriff badge and hat. It looks as though
the mob–incited by their entrapment–knocked him around. Paul has cushioned
chairs, bottled water, canned and dry foods, and a wireless radio set to
static.
“The
radio stopped working hours ago,” Paul explains. “The best I can do is pick up
the frequency of some classic rock station out in Connecticut. They seem pretty
clueless as to the whole situation, haven’t mentioned it once. I wouldn’t be
surprised if they didn’t know yet.”
“I’m
sorry everyone,” Trey moans. “I tried to get the roads clear…but there were too
many accidents, too many casualties and not enough manpower. I tried to radio
for backup again and again, but no one was responding. Then I got swarmed. They
took my badge, my gun, even my fucking hat. Paul was nice enough to take me in.
Where’d you get the respirators?”
“George
Reese. Last we saw him; he was heading out of town. I don’t know if he ever
made it. Cornelius Swanson shot six or seven people that I know of. Bruce
Sharpe’s daughter was trampled to death.”
“Bruce
Sharpe,” Trey laments. “He didn’t make it either. Some citiot clubbed over the
back of the head with a baseball bat and took his respirator and supplies. I
checked for a pulse, but it was too late to do anything. The blow to the head
put him down fast.”
“What
about his other daughter, Gail?”
“Don’t
know,” Trey shook his head. “Got lost in the fray.”
“Guys,
listen,” Paul exclaims. “I’ve got something on 102.4; let me see if I can get a
clearer frequency.” Paul adjusts the antenna gently and the sound becomes crisp
and plain.
The
first words I can make out are “false alarm.”
Turns
out that the “airborne toxins” were nothing more than a weak strain of flu
toxins that had accidently escaped from the lab of Peach Island through the
ventilation system. A mix up in communication had caused the mass spread panic
and led people to believe their very lives were at stake.
I guess
this makes everything ok. It was all just a false alarm. Oh well, no harm
done…right? Right?
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