Tuesday, May 30, 2023

DEVIL'S NIGHT


 

 

DEVIL’S NIGHT

By Randy Romero

 

 

Five haunting words echoed through the phone and chilled Michelle Albright to her core.


“You’re going to die tonight.”


The caller’s voice was garbled and distorted, but she could still make out the words. And what scared her the most was their tone. There was no urgency in their voice. No hysteria. They were calm, cool, collected. And that’s what truly unnerved her.


Though they did seem in a bit of a rush to get off the phone once the message was delivered.


Michelle never even had a chance to respond. The phone rang twice, she answered, heard heavy breathing, followed by that ominous threat, and then the line went dead.


She didn’t try *69, as the number had come up blocked on her caller ID. Instead, she called the Suffolk County Sheriff's Office, but had little luck.


It was October 30, after all. All Hallows Eve, otherwise known as Mischief Night or Devil’s Night. And the police were receiving an influx of complaints about prank calls, spray painting, acts of petty vandalism and destruction of property. Tracing one particular phone call that was most likely a prank was seen as a waste of their time and resources.


She thanked them for their service and hung up the phone.


Her mind raced. She thought about if she had wronged anybody in the recent past. But Michelle had no enemies, no crazed stalkers or creepy admirers. She kept to herself and her family. She was happily married with a son and daughter, both in college. She managed a department store and all her employees adored and respected her. How many managers can honestly say that?


Her husband, Shane, worked in an office and his free time revolved around football, hockey, model trains, and most importantly, family.


Devout Catholics, the Albright’s attended Mass every Sunday, with or without their children present. And Shane was always the most generous when it came time to donate to the collection plate.


Why would anyone want to hurt me? Michelle wondered. Not just hurt me but KILL me.


As soon as she finished speaking with the police, she called Shane. His cell went straight to voicemail. She tried two or three more times and got the same result.


Then she bravely did a full sweep of the house; she checked every closet, made sure every door and window were locked. The door leading to the basement didn’t have a lock on the outside and could not be locked by key. But there were windows in the basement that a person could easily smash and crawl inside if they so desired. So Michelle grabbed a chair from the kitchen table and wedged it firmly under the knob.


If she heard the glass shatter, she could be out the front door in five seconds before an intruder even had time to realize the basement door was jammed.


She remembered the Snub .38 that Shane kept loaded in a shoebox under the bed. She was cursing herself for never learning how to use it. Shane had offered multiple times to take her down to the shooting range, but Michelle just couldn’t bring herself to try it. Guns terrified her. Just the thought of holding a loaded gun in her hand was enough to make her entire body quiver.


After she conducted her search of the house, Michelle sat in the living room for hours, her back against the wall as she watched television at low volume. Every light in the house was on. The place was lit up like Yankee Stadium. She had taken a butcher knife from the knife block on the countertop and was clutching onto handle like it was a new appendage.


Her mind was racing, her heart pulsing. Where the hell are you, Shane? I need you here.


Michelle knew of Shane’s after-work ritual. Every evening after he punched out at work, he’d swing by the BBQ Shack with his co-workers for a pulled pork sandwich. And if they twisted his arm enough, he’d follow them over to a local bar and knock back a few beers before returning home.


It was one of the few things Shane Albright did that irritated his wife, but she was always willing to look past his minor imperfections. And at that moment, all she wanted was for Shane to be at her side, to assure her everything was going to be all right.


The front door of the house sometimes sticks when you try to open it from the outside. You have to give it a hard push every once in a while to pry it open. When she heard that hard push, followed by the door bouncing off the inside wall and swinging back, she screamed loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.


“Jesus,” Shane exclaimed, wiping rain off the shoulders of his jacket as he stepped inside. He walked over to the living room where Michelle was cowering in the corner. “You scared the hell out of me. What’d you see a spider crawl under the couch or something?”


“Shane!” She exclaimed.


“That’s my name, Michelle my belle,” he said, shrugging his broad shoulders. “Are you okay, babe? You look really pale. And are you holding a knife behind your back?”


“Why was your cell phone off? I tried calling you so many times.”


“My battery died on the ride home from work. Sorry I took so long. I didn’t want to, but Louis insisted on stopping for a beer. Now what the heck is going on here?”


“I got this weird phone call a few hours ago. Someone threatened me.”


“What’d they say?”


“I don’t even want to repeat it,” she sighed. “I’m just so happy you’re home.”


“Oh come on,” Shane shrugged again. “How bad could it be?”


“They said, ‘you’re going to die tonight’. Then the line went dead.”


“It’s probably just some punk teenager trying to scare you. It is the night before Halloween, after all. Devil’s Night. People love to play pranks around this time of year. Someone did that to my aunt once. Scared the daylights out of her. You’ve got nothing to worry about now. You’re safe with me. So put that knife away before you hurt me accidently.” He chuckled as she lowered the knife and placed it on the glass coffee table. Then she wrapped her arms around him like it was the first time she had seen him in years.


“I’m so glad you’re home,” Michelle reiterated.


“Me too,” Shane said as she released her grip around his waist, and he removed his wet jacket. “I hope you didn’t make too much for dinner,” he said as he stepped out into the hallway and headed for the staircase. “I’m all filled up on barbequed pulled pork.”


When Shane removed his jacket, he had tossed it aside on the floor; an unbreakable habit that irked Michelle every time he did it.


As Michelle unwrinkled and neatly folded Shane’s jacket, his phone slid out from the pocket. But it wasn’t Shane’s iPhone that landed on the beige rug. It was a cheap flip-cover phone; a brand she didn’t even recognize. A burner phone. One of those drug dealer phones you’d buy at a pharmacy or a convenience store.


She should’ve stopped right there, turned around, and ran straight for the front door. But Michelle had to know for sure.


She dug her hand into the pocket that the phone had fallen from, and her fingers brushed a thin slab of rectangular-shaped plastic. She drew her hand from the pocket and held the phone card up to the light of the ceiling fixture. The card had been recently activated, as the spot where you obtain the code to activate the card had been scratched away with a coin.


“Tell me if this sounds familiar,” Shane crowed from the hallway. Michelle turned and froze at the sight of the Snub .38 in his hand. “You’re going to die tonight.”


While the rest of her body remained frozen, her lip was quivering involuntarily and her hands were tremoring at her sides.


Shane lowered the gun almost instantly, when he saw all the color drain from face. It looked as if she was about to keel over.


“Oh, honey,” Shane said, lowering the gun gently to the floor. “It was just a joke. I’m so sorry. I guess I went a little overboard.”


“You sick bastard!” she screamed, running over to bat his chest with her tiny fists. “You scared me half to death! Why on Earth would you do this to me?”


“I’m sorry. I’m an asshole. You have every right to be mad. Don’t worry. It’s not even loaded. I promise. I would never point a loaded gun at you. I just wanted to, you know, give you a little scare.”


“The phone call was more than enough.”


“Honey, I didn’t make that call,” Shane insisted. “I swear. I just saw how jumpy you were and I thought I’d have a little fun at your expense. Did you really think I was going to shoot you?”


“I found the phone card, Shane,” Michelle said, pointing towards the jacket he carelessly discarded on the rug. “And I found the phone. You’re not fooling me.”


“Oh…I’m so sorry, Michelle. I never meant for you to find that. I honestly didn’t make that call. The phone…I use it to call my supervisor.”


“Why can’t you just call him on your regular…” Michelle trailed off when she remembered meeting Shane’s supervisor once at a company Christmas party. His supervisor was a woman, not a man. And that’s when it dawned on her what Shane was trying to convey.


Before Michelle could blow a gasket and go off on a profanity-laced tirade that Shane certainly had coming to him, a noise grabbed her attention. It was faint and unclear, but it almost sounded like glass crunching underfoot.


“Did you hear that?” she asked.


“I didn’t hear anything,” Shane responded. Then he added, “Oh, I moved that chair away from the basement door. I guess you did that when you got that phone call. Well, there’s nothing to worry about now.”


“Shane,” Michelle gasped, her body suddenly quaking again. Her throat was dry and she was on the edge of shock, but she ultimately managed to utter the words, “Behind you.”


The stranger towered over her husband. Long dark hair obscured most of his face as he looked down, which was actually a good thing to Michelle, because his face was a roadmap of scars. Shane was speechless, couldn’t utter a word. And neither could Michelle.


The stranger looked down at Shane. Didn't speak. Didn't take a breath or make a sound.


“It’s about time you got here,” Shane finally said. “You were supposed to be here before I got home. What the hell am I paying you for?”


He wrapped his enormous hands around Shane’s throat and squeezed.


“What are you doing?” he coughed out the words. “We had a deal.”


“You’re going to die tonight,” the stranger whispered.


The stranger squeezed hard enough to crush his windpipe. Shane’s body crumbled to the floor beneath Michelle’s feet.


“Your husband paid me to break in here and kill you,” he spoke. “He just made the mistake of paying me everything upfront. He wanted it to look like a robbery gone wrong. The way I see it, he got what he deserved. I propose I keep the money and you forget that you ever saw me.”


He brushed his dark hair back to reveal his scarred face as if to intimidate her and force her into agreeing. His face told the story of a man who’d already been to hell and back. A man who didn’t fear life in prison. A man who didn’t fear anyone or anything.


“He got what he deserved,” Michelle agreed. “Keep his money and go. I never saw you. I wasn’t even here. I was out at the time. I came home and found him like this.”


“Good story,” the stranger nodded. “Stick to it.” Then he disappeared into the night.

Thursday, May 18, 2023

TO YOUR HEALTH


 

 

TO YOUR HEALTH

By Randy Romero

 

 

Fourteen years of marriage was all Rachel Ellis could endure. It was time to cut the cord; to say goodbye.


It wasn’t just her husband’s arrogance or competitive nature. Everything about Michael sickened her, from the way he chewed his food or the way he parted his hair to the left side, to the tacky ties he wore with his cheap suits or that atrocious, offensive French cologne he doused himself in. Or how he treated Rachel like a house maid, expecting her to cook, clean, wash the dishes, and do all the laundry in between work.


She longed for the days when Michael made her feel loved and appreciated. The days where he was kind and considerate and didn’t expect her to rearrange her schedule or push her career aside to accommodate him. But those days were long gone.


She might’ve been able to look past his imperfections or his vexing behavior if it were not for his infidelity. That was the last strike. Rachel had hired a private detective, who discovered Michael was having an affair with his coworker, Cindy.


And Patricia, in human resources.


And Linda, his boss’s secretary.


And Annie, his supervisor.


And Jackie, who worked in the mailroom.


Michael had slept with half the office, and that was all the motivation Rachel needed.


Rachel had prepared a sumptuous feast that evening, comprised of braised short ribs, sauteed spinach and mushrooms, and red roasted potatoes. She cooked over a hot stove while a pile of bills loomed over her shoulder on the adjacent countertop.


First notice. Second notice. Past due. Final notice. They had fallen behind a little bit in the past few months. But that didn’t concern Rachel at the moment. Once she was free from this marriage, she could worry about sorting out the mess Michael had created.


She did her makeup, straightened her light brown hair, wore a silk black dress with shiny diamond earrings and matching gold bracelets on each wrist. Souvenirs of a happier time in their marriage.


Her husband got home late that evening, but the table was already set and the food was still warm by the time he sat down. He said a brief hello before he sat down, no kiss, no loving embrace, no “how was your day?”


Michael devoured nearly the entire meal before he even reached for his glass of wine.


“What should we drink to?” he asked.


“To your health,” she suggested.


“And to yours,” he said, raising his glass. They clinked them together but then Rachel set her glass down. She watched in sheer ecstasy as her husband took a fatal sip of red wine.


He retched at the bitter taste. His eyes watered and turned glassy and red. He struggled to his feet, taking half the tabletop with him. His plate shattered on the floor; his wine glass exploded into hundreds of tiny shards. His face turned from red to purple as he clawed at his own throat, struggling to breathe.


“I poisoned your glass when I set the table,” Rachel said, grinning like a Cheshire cat. “If it’s any consolation, it’s not for the insurance money. That’s just a bonus. This is for every woman you’ve screwed behind my back. What, you didn’t think I’d find out eventually? A wife always knows.”


She raised her glass in twisted celebration, draining it in one or two gulps, and in a few seconds, she was on the floor beside Michael, gasping for air as her face turned as purple as her husband’s tie.


Sprawled out on the floor, about five or six feet apart, they locked eyes.


She wheezed as she tried to speak. “What did you do?” she cried, breathing raggedly.


“I guess it’s true what they say, great minds think alike,” Michael said through deep, laborious breaths. “You poisoned my glass, and I poisoned yours when you weren’t looking.”


“But why?” she said, choking out the words.


“Insurance money. We were going broke. I needed the money. And I knew you were getting sick of me and you’d try to leave me eventually and take everything I had left. This was the only way to pay off our debts and keep the house.”


“I’ll see you in hell,” she said as she took her last breaths.


“Not if I see you first,” Michael said as his eyes fluttered, then closed for eternity.