Monday, January 12, 2015

IN THE FLESH: PART TWENTY EIGHT

Genre: Horror (Zombies) 

 
Carson Ryder: Former marine/Former police officer/Suffers from retrograde amnesia/ Searching for clues to his past/Lost his wife and daughter
Taryn Mills: Survivor found outside the Starlight Hotel/Lost her boyfriend, George Verdi, to the Biters/Not afraid to use a gun/No known family
Nikki Fox: Former registered nurse/Never married/Lost contact with her family during the first initial weeks of the outbreak
Reggie White: Born and raised in Arkansas/Has never left the state before
Scotty Loomis: Originally from Utah/Friends with Reggie/A perpetual fountain of random facts and useless information
Corey Smith: Doomsday prepper/Lives in a fortified compound with a tremendous arsenal of weapons
Paul Langstrom: Former police officer/Originally from Detroit/Transferred to NYPD in 2008/Worked narcotics
Luke Chen: Runner/Competed in the Olympics/Knows how to use a gun but he prefers a katana
Dominic DeVito: Originally from New York/Not too bright/Afraid to use a gun for fear of shooting himself or someone else
Amy Greene: First survivor who was taken in by Corey/She is a recovering alcoholic
 

 
IN THE FLESH
By Daniel Skye

 

PART TWENTY EIGHT
NEW FRIENDS, OLD ENEMIES
 


 
          Day Three Hundred and Ten.
          Summertime. The air had grown thicker, the days felt longer. The sun wasn’t setting as early as it had been before. That, and the drastic change in temperature were the only clues that summer had arrived. It was impossible for the group to keep track of the days without a calendar. It was one of the very few things Corey hadn’t bothered to stock up on.
          The food had gone a long way. And there was still plenty of food, water, and supplies to go around. They had enough to last them through the winter, maybe even until next summer.
          Going on scavenger hunts through towns, risking their lives to scrounge up supplies; those days were a thing of the past. The group had virtually everything they needed right where they were. They couldn’t ask for anything more.
Corey’s arsenal, and the wrought iron fences that surrounded the compound, kept the Biters at bay. Eventually they just stopped coming around. Migrated to other areas and left the group at peace.
Amy Greene had spent weeks resisting the temptation to imbibe. And she was happy when the men had finished off most of the booze. All that remained now was a bottle of Tenafly Viper and a bottle of peach schnapps, her preferred choice of liquor.
But the girls had provided a wonderful distraction in the days that passed. Taryn Mills taught them how to play cards and Nikki Fox regaled them with tales of being a nurse.
Taryn also revealed her occupation in confidence to the women. She had been an exotic dancer in her previous life.
“Your boyfriend was ok with it?” Amy had asked.
“He didn’t know,” Taryn told them. “He thought I was going to night school. That’s how I explained my nightly absence.”
“And he bought that?” Nikki asked.
“I think he had his suspicions,” she said. “But he never approached me about it. He never cornered me or showed up at the club.”
“If he was here now, would you tell him the truth?” Amy asked.
“Hell no,” Taryn said. “That would’ve crushed him. I even felt guilty sleeping with Damien after George died. But I’m sorry, I’m still a woman. And a woman has needs just like men do.”
“Was he any good?” Nikki couldn’t help but ask.
“Amazing,” Taryn remarked with a grin and a wink.
“I bet that Carson Ryder is a demon in the sack,” Amy ventured a guess.
“Yeah, I’ll bet,” Nikki sighed.
* * *
          “Will that pickup truck of yours make it to Texas and back?” Ryder asked Corey outside that day, the sun beating down on their shoulders.
          “She should. I’ve been keeping up with the oil changes and I check all the fluids regularly, make sure there aren’t any leaks. The batteries a year old and the starter and the alternator are practically brand new. Why, you planning a road trip?”
          “If a cure does exist, and it is somewhere in Texas, we can find it. We can utilize and implement it. We can turn this whole thing around. We can be the ones that saved the world.”
          “That sounds like one of those scenarios that’s too good to be true.”
          “Maybe you’re right. But I can’t live with myself knowing I never tried. I can’t live knowing that somewhere out there is a miracle that can fix all this and I never even bothered to look for it. I think we owe this mission to all the other survivors. I think we owe it to our friends and our family members, to the people that we’ve lost. If we fail, at least we can say we tried.”
          “All right, you twisted my leg enough,” Corey said. “I’m in.”
          “We’ll need one other person. For backup, in case we run into any trouble out there on the road.”
          “Who were you thinking?” Corey asked, crossing his arms, pondering. “We can’t take any of the girls. Though that Taryn is one tough cookie. And Dominic can’t shoot a tin can that’s two feet away. He won’t be any good to us.”
          “Paul’s an ex-cop like me, right? I assume he’d know how to operate a firearm. He’s probably the best choice we have.”
          “Ah, I hate asking Paul for favors,” Corey said, shrugging his shoulders, arms still crossed over his chest. “He’s already done so much for this community. And he has his bad days, if you haven’t noticed. Some days he’s pleasant. Other days, he’s a grumpy prick.”
          “Yeah, I’ve noticed,” Ryder said. “I’ll talk to him then. Make him understand.”
          “What about Luke Chen? He’d come along if I asked him to.”
          “No disrespect to Luke, but I’d feel safer with Paul. Look, don’t worry about it. I’ll talk to him. He’ll understand. Trust me on this one.”
* * *
          It took some convincing, but Ryder, being an ex-cop, understood his lingo. He knew just how to approach him. How to rile that hero inside of him and make him rise to the occasion. How to wake up this serve-and-protect instincts that every cop possesses.
Remind him that lives are at stake and the fate of the whole world rests in their hands, and any true cop will step up and do what’s necessary to preserve their species.
“Let’s do it,” Paul had said, shaking his hand to seal the deal. It was easy for Ryder to make him understand what was at stake. The world had changed, but Paul agreed it wasn’t too late to save it. They all deserved a second chance. And if this cure could provide that second chance, then it was worth risking their lives for.
Ryder packed two cans of gasoline and his Remington into the bed of the truck. Corey packed a bag of food, water, and medical supplies. And he took along two extra pump-action shotguns and three automatic pistols.
“I was going to bring the bazooka but I figured it’d be overkill,” Corey said to Ryder on the road. There wasn’t enough room for the three of them in front, so Paul had volunteered to ride in the bed, on the condition that Ryder would take the bed on the way back from Texas.
          “Yeah that would’ve been a bit much,” Ryder agreed.
          “I’m sorry this thing doesn’t have a CD player,” Corey said. “The guy knocked an extra hundred bucks off the sticker price if I bought as is, no CD player installed.”
          “I’ll live,” Ryder shrugged. “You don’t have any cassettes?”
          “Who has cassettes nowadays? That shit went out of style in the mid-nineties.”
          The 90’s. Ryder remembered the 90’s. Ryder was starting to piece together his splintered memories, connecting the fractured pieces like a jigsaw puzzle.
          He remembered AOL, dialup modems, passing trends and fads like pogs and Pokémon and baseball trading cards. He recalled the panic of Y2K, the Clinton-Lewinksy scandal, conflicts with Iraq and Saddam Hussein, taxes.
          And he recalled the 2000 election, the inauguration of George W. Bush. The horror of 9/11. More struggles and conflict with Iraq. The rising price of gasoline and cigarettes. More taxes. More conflict over access to oil. And the inevitable war that followed all this conflict.
          He started to remember the intimate little details of his relationship with Caroline. And all the little things he could recall about Charlotte, like being at her dance recitals, taking her to the movies or out for ice cream on Sunday’s. And the way Charlotte would wrap her tiny arms around his neck, give his cheek a big wet kiss, and say, “I wuv you, daddy.”
          He was still carrying their picture in his back pocket, all bent and creased and faded. It was something he’d never part with.
          “You wouldn’t happen to have a cigarette, would you?” Ryder asked.
          “Nah,” Corey said. “Wish I did. I’m pretty sure when the doomsday clock struck midnight, cigarettes and booze were the first things to go. I’m surprised you guys have managed to find any liquor at all.”
          “We’ve been lucky,” Ryder said. “Well, some of us have.”
          Corey tried the radio. Nothing but static and dead air. They had been on the road four hours before dark came around. Corey agreed it was in their best interest not to stop and rest. If they pushed it, they could probably make it to Texas by the morning.
          But they did require a stop once on the interstate when the road became too narrow and cluttered to navigate. They had to stop to push a few abandoned vehicles to the sides of the road.
          Paul put the Chevy in neutral and steered while Ryder and Smith pushed. Then they repeated the process with the Prius and the Ford Fusion.
          “How long were you a cop?” Ryder asked Paul, trying to make conversation and pass the time.
          “Too fucking long,” Paul said. “I was a beat cop. Then I did vice before they transferred me to narcotics.”
          Something clicked in Ryder’s mind. Suddenly he realized why Paul’s voice sounded so familiar. Something told he knew this man before. And something told him they weren’t friends. They were enemies.
* * *
          Sherwood, Arkansas.
Eli Carver and Mr. Jones had found more survivors, more people who shared their cause. What started as a group of about thirty people grew to a group of forty people. Then another ten survivors roamed along and the count was up to fifty.
          The group now had sixty members in total. More survivors meant more mouths to feed, more people to clothe and shelter. Their small community had already taken up residence in the library, the post office, the supermarket, and the police station, where the group had additional guns and ammunition in evidence lockers and gun racks.
          Eli found a series of Mossberg’s and more ammunition locked in a cage inside a police storage unit.
          One of their newest members was a young man, age seventeen. Ronnie Dash was the kid’s name. He’d been with them about a week and he’d found a box of jelly donuts stashed in the bottom drawer of one of the desks.
          There were six left and they were almost a year old. He’d taken a bite of one and nearly cracked his teeth. The donuts had petrified, the jelly filling inside had dried and hardened into a thick inner crust.
          But that didn’t stop him from wolfing down the first donut. And the second donut. By the time Jones had caught wind of what Dash had found, the whole box was gone. Dash didn’t leave a crumb behind.
          Ronnie Dash was a small town boy from Oklahoma who never knew his father. He grew up as the man of the house. Mom had not been easy on him, but she hadn’t been cruel either. The worst she ever did was force Ronnie to wash dishes, take out the trash, spruce up his bedroom, finish his homework before watching television.
          She was just trying to raise him right. To teach him about responsibility and hard work. And it paid off. As Ronnie got older, he’d volunteer to wash the dishes and take out the garbage. She didn’t even have to ask if his homework was finished or his room was clean.
          Ronnie was the best son a mother could ask for. But he’d been separated from his mom the day the chaos erupted. The schools in his area had been on lockdown and he was unable to reach her, unable to protect her.
          By the time the police came to escort the children home, it was already too late. Ronnie came in, saw the trail of blood. He rushed up the stairs and found his mother in the bathtub, her throat torn open, a flap of skin dangling under the collar of her blouse.
          The Biters had already gotten to her and she had staggered up the stairs, to the bathroom, tried to stop the bleeding, but collapsed and tumbled over into the tub. And then, when Ronnie returned home, she came back.
          Ronnie had survived his first encounter with a zombie. But Jones made sure he wouldn’t survive the next.
          Gathering a small group of his agitated followers, Jones led a march from the police station where Ronnie Dash and many others had camped through the nights. They walked fifteen blocks, then Jones stopped and motioned for them to do the same.
          “Ronnie Dash, you’ve been charged with the crime of gluttony,” Mr. Jones said, Eli Carver standing at his side, gleaming. “How do you plead?”
          “Jones, please don’t do this to me,” Ronnie begged. “Don’t leave me out here by myself. I’m sorry I was greedy. I’m sorry I didn’t share with the group. I was just so freaking hungry. It’s been days since we’ve eaten more than a handful of rations. I just couldn’t help myself. I’m sorry! Please forgive me!”
          “How does the jury find the defendant?” Jones asked.
          “Guilty!” his followers chanted in unison.
          “It’s official,” Jones said. “The defendant has been found guilty and will be sentenced to death…by exile. Because if the lack of food doesn’t kill you, the zombies surely will.”
          One of his followers had a bundle of rope and advanced on Ronnie. “You can’t just tie me up and leave me to die out here!” Ronnie screamed. “It’s inhuman!”
          “You’re right,” Jones said, telling his follower with the rope to back off. “We can’t tie you up and leave you to die out here. We might need the rope later on for something else. I have a much better idea…” Jones pulled a knife, a switchblade, from his coat and held it out for Eli to accept.
          A sick, twisted grin spread across his face when Jones passed him the knife. Several of his followers forced Ronnie onto his belly, holding him down while he thrashed and screamed, and while Eli used the switchblade to slice his tendons, ensuring he wouldn’t even be able to stand on his own two feet again.
          “This is the price you pay for stealing from this group,” Jones said to the rest of his followers as they walked back to the station, ignoring Ronnie’s pleas.
          “We’re running low on food and supplies,” Eli pointed out on the walk back. “And we’re taking in more followers every day that share our beliefs. Eventually, we’re going to need more. More food, more guns, more supplies. More everything. I think I know a place. It might be just what we’re looking for.”


TO BE CONTINUED WITH PART 29: LAST CHANCE, TEXAS

Sunday, January 11, 2015

INHALANT

Genre: Transgressive Fiction

INHALANT
By Daniel Skye

          “Hey, Layne,” Biff said, smoking a cigarette and flicking his ash into the fire. “You wanna hear a fucked up story?”
          “Sure,” I shrugged. “Why not?” Biff knew a lot of fucked up stories. He was a pretty fucked up individual.
          I was first made aware of this fact when Biff showed me photos of a hunting trip he’d gone on with his uncle. In the photos, I saw Biff gleefully slicing into a fawn’s belly, gutting it with this look of sheer joy on his face as he removed the entrails.
          “This guy has an apartment on the top floor of this complex,” he started telling his story, taking another drag off his cigarette. “Some big, fancy penthouse apartment that only a lawyer or a doctor or some big executive could afford. Anyway, this guy is obsessed with his windows. Sounds weird, I know.
          But apparently whoever sold him the place used the windows as a selling point. They mentioned that the windows were made of four inch thick glass. They could stop a bullet, the realtor boasted. He told the guy these fucking things were practically unbreakable.
          So one night, he’s telling this to his guests and one guy doesn’t believe him. He says no glass can be unbreakable. So to demonstrate, this guy, the one who owned the apartment, he gets up and charges at one of the windows. He rams it with his side as hard as he can.”
          “And the glass broke?” I asked.
          “Nope,” he shook his head, finishing his cigarette and flicking the butt into the fire. “It popped out of the frame. The guy plunged some fifty stories and went splat on the sidewalk below. The glass landed a few feet from the body. It didn’t break. It didn’t even crack.”
          “That sounds like an urban legend to me,” Jimbo said, passing the can to Biff.
          “Nope, true story,” Biff said, shaking his head again to dismiss Jimbo’s claims as he took the can and shook up the contents.
Jimbo and I were sitting on a hollowed out log, rubbing our hands over the fire pit that Biff had dug. Fat Fuck Frankie had gathered the dry leaves and twigs used to fill the pit.
          We always made Frankie do the things we were too shiftless or lazy to bother doing. Frankie was one of those kids who would do anything you asked, lend you anything he owned, just so long as you’d be his friend.
          He didn’t care if you abused him or made fun of him. He actually considered it a privilege for you to hurl insults at him. It meant you noticed him. That you were giving him the time of day.
          We made Frankie build the fire just like we made him bring the weed we all smoked that evening. It was weak shit he had stolen from his brother’s stash. But Jimbo came prepared. He had swiped a bottle of Dust-Off from his dad’s toolshed.
          ET was there with us too. I only mention it now because she’s essential to my story. Of course that wasn’t her real name. Her real name was Cynthia Steiger. But we called her ET because of her round little potbelly and the fact her eyes were spaced so far apart. They looked like they were rolling off the sides of her face.
          She always wore crop tops that left her midriff exposed, her gut protruding out. She seemed almost proud of it. That potbelly of hers. She walked around with that big goofy grin and that potbelly sticking out like she was the female Buddha. I was almost tempted to rub it for good luck on several different occasions.
          And Biff had asked her so many times, “When’s the baby due?” that even Jimbo admitted he was beating a dead horse by asking it for the thousandth time that evening.
          ET responded with a mandatory gesture of her middle finger, followed by her hawking a loogey on the fire. Her spit sizzling in the fire, Biff looked down and said, “I’m not eating that.” Frankie laughed, but it was a laugh of desperation.
The one thing that everybody in the group used to compliment her on were her DSL (Dick Sucking Lips). And boy that was just the way to describe them. Those luscious lips looked like they could suck the bend out of a river. Lipstick was never her thing. She preferred cherry red lip gloss that made those lips sparkle and pop.
And forgive my use of the term DSL. Acronyms are one of the side effects of exposure to pop culture.
          Sometimes I still feel bad about the way we treated Cynthia. She deserved a lot better than the four of us.
          Jimbo and I were sitting on that hollow log, rattling off a list of every drug we had tried to determine the ones we hadn’t experienced yet.
          Acid? Check.
          Mushrooms? Check.
          Ecstasy? Check.
          PCP? Check.
          Cocaine? Heroin? Speed? Check. Check. Check.
          Marijuana? Double check.
          As we rattled off every illicit substance we could think of, we narrowed it down to peyote and bath salts.
          “Bath salts are probably easier to score than peyote,” Jimbo pointed out.
          “Yeah, but I don’t feel like going all zombie and eating some dude’s face off,” I told him. “Remember how bad we bugged out when we tried DMT? And the first time we smoked dust? I think peyote is the safer way to go.”
          “Yeah, but we’ve already done mescaline and it’s basically the same thing,” Jimbo said, waiting patiently for Biff to pass the can back.
          Biff was sucking on the nozzle of the Dust-Off can, his eyes just about rolling into the back of his head.
          “Hey, save some for the rest of us,” Jimbo said. Biff passed the can back to him and he took a hit, retched, and then started laughing uncontrollably.
ET snatched the can and took a hit. All she said was, “Whoa…”
          “I’m hungry,” Frankie whined.
          “You’re always hungry,” Biff said. “That’s why we call you Fat Fuck Frankie, ya fat fucking bastard.” Biff roared with laughter. But he seemed to be the only one in on the joke because nobody else was laughing.
          I took the can of Dust-Off from ET, put the nozzle to my mouth, and sucked in. For a minute, my whole world turned upside down. I heard Jimbo’s voice, but it was so distant and distorted, I couldn’t decipher a word.
          On Dust-Off, you can only see in distorted waves. If you can see at all. You may inhale and see nothing but a bright white light for a few seconds. It’s a scary thing for a newbie to experience.
          The first time I tried Dust Off was in the back of the Wendy’s parking lot with Jimbo my freshmen year. I got so dizzy I puked up my Baconator. My throat burned horribly from the bitterant, a chemical deterrent added to discourage people from using it for recreational purposes.
But on Long Island, on a Saturday night, if you wanted to get fucked up, you took whatever you could get. Anything to get high on a Saturday night.
          And Frankie’s weak ass dope wasn’t cutting it.
          Jimbo’s dealer had been scoring crystal a lot lately and Jimbo was hooked on the shit. He had a teenth on him that night, but he wasn’t very willing to share. In retrospect, I don’t resent him for being greedy. That shit is terrible for him and I don’t think he even realized the damage it was doing to his body, to his complexion. And I honestly don’t think he cared either. Poor Jimbo. Just another lost cause.
          Frankie and I have one thing in common. We both hate the internet. We hate phrases like LOL and LMFAO and ROFL and BAE. Anytime I hear someone refer to their significant other as BAE, I want to choke the shit out of them with their own socks.
          The internet is a cesspool of random useless facts, misleading information, and pornography just waiting for you at the click of a button. There’s viruses and malware waiting to ambush your hardware. There are sexual predators hiding around every corner. Yeah, the internet is a pretty magical place.
And computers even help you file your taxes, do your homework, write your reports. It’s a cure for ignorance. Too dumb to name all fifty states? Just do a quick search on Google. Can’t divide five by three? Use the digital calculator that’s automatically programmed to your cell phone, tablet, or laptop.
          In today’s world, you don’t need to be a genius. You just need to be smart enough to know how to use a computer.
          Jimbo used to say that marijuana is only a gateway drug if you let it be. He used to say this in between taking hits off a blunt and snorting lines of crushed up Vicodin off a pocket sized mirror.
          We used to smoke blunts in his car during lunch period. And before he had a car, we’d smoke under the adjacent footbridge that was installed so the school could cut back on buses. If you lived within half a mile of the footbridge, you either had to hoof it to class, or beg your parents for a ride.
          It wasn’t long before Jimbo started lacing every blunt with angel dust or even crack. And it wasn’t long before I started smoking those same blunts. It wasn’t long before I started snorting crushed painkillers with a straw and huffing paint and nail polish remover with Jimbo in his dad’s toolshed.
          “You know ninety percent of money has traces of cocaine on it,” he said once while we were doing lines of his sister’s ADD medicine.
          Anything to get high on a Saturday night.
          “I can lick this bill right now and my tongue would probably go numb. Wouldn’t that be fucking something?”
          “It certainly wouldn’t be very sanitary,” I pointed out.
          “Screw sanitary,” he had said. “If I wanted sanitary, I wouldn’t have fucked ET without a rubber.”


          The FBI estimates that four to five percent of all homicides are drug related. Biff Larson can certainly vouch for those numbers.
          We all helped ourselves to another round of Dust-Off, the can being passed around in a circle.
          The oranges flames illuminated Jimbo’s acne-scarred face as he sucked on that nozzle, then passed the can to ET, who was the last to get it.
          To say Cynthia came from a broken home implies there was an actual home to begin with. Her dad ran out on her mom when he found out she was pregnant. And her mom died giving birth to her.
          She lived with aunts and uncles for a period of time. Bounced around from foster home to foster until she finally ended up in our school district. Her drug of choice was cocaine, but like the rest of us, she took what she could get.
          She didn’t have many friends. She wasn’t popular, she didn’t belong to any cliques or circles. She was a reject, like Franke. Like Biff. Like Jimbo. Like me. She was that frayed piece of the puzzle that just wouldn’t connect with the rest of the pieces.
          “Hey, Layne,” Jimbo said, scratching at his pimply cheeks, “I just thought of something else we never tried. We never chugged bottles of cough syrup. I hear you can get really fucked up. They call it Robo Tripping.”
          “Let’s give it a shot,” I said. “We can buy some bottles at the pharmacy next weekend.”
          Anything to get high on a Saturday night.
          I looked over and saw ET was still hitting that Dust-Off can pretty hard. She sucked on that nozzle with those cherry red lips until her gums were chaffed and bloody.
          “All done,” she said, finally prying her DSL from the nozzle.
          “You bitch,” Biff muttered. He snatched the empty can and pitched it into the fire. The white plastic nozzle melted under the heat of the flames, and the smell of scorched plastic filled the air. Steam hissed from the top of the can as the white plastic continued to drip and melt down the sides of the can, which looked like they were throbbing.
          “Why the fuck did you do that?” Jimbo said. “I was gonna put it back on the shelf in my dad’s toolshed. Now he’s gonna know I took it.”
          “You were gonna put it back empty?” Frankie chuckled.
          “Shut up, you fat bastard!” Jimbo wailed. “You’re not helping the situation!”
          “Uh, guys,” I said. “I think we should move. I think that thing’s going to blow any second.” And blow it did.
          The can exploded with a tremendous pop that caused my ears to ring for more than a minute. By then we had safely moved away from the fire pit, moved away from the chunks of aluminum and flaming debris that had scattered from the explosion.
          “That was a really fucking stupid thing to do,” Jimbo chided. “Even a dumbass like me knows that.”
          “Big deal,” Biff shrugged. “Nobody got hurt, right?”
          “Um, where’s ET?” Frankie asked.
          We glanced back towards the fire pit, saw her body folded up on the ground, curled in that fetal position.
          I was the first to run over and check on her. But I didn’t see any blood. And I couldn’t find a single mark. It was dark, and hunched over, my shadow obscured my vision. It wasn’t until I stepped back that I saw the vomit dribbling down her chin.
          She hadn’t been injured in the explosion. She had OD’d.
          “What do we do?” Frankie started freaking. “What should we do? What should we do?!”
          “Calm down!” Jimbo screamed. “Freaking out isn’t going to get us anywhere.”
          “We need to call 911,” I said.
          “I don’t have any reception out here in the woods,” Frankie said.
          “I don’t even have a fucking cell phone,” Jimbo said. “I’m poor. You know this.”
          “I’ve got a phone,” I said, pulling my iPhone 3 or 4 or whatever version it was from my pocket.
          “Don’t!” Biff shouted. “Not yet! Let’s think this through!”
          “What’s there to think about?” I asked.
          “We call 911 and then tell them what? That we were getting high on weed and Dust-Off? They’ll call the cops and then we’ll have to answer to them. I don’t know about you guys but I plan on going to college and I don’t need a record.”
          “We have to try and help her,” I said. “She’s our friend.”
          “She’s not my friend,” Biff said. “She’s a tagalong. A friend through association. I wouldn’t even talk to her if she didn’t follow us around all the time. It’s not my fault she doesn’t have any other friends.”
          Frankie kneeled down, his layers of fat folding up into rolls. He checked her pulse. Not a single beat.
          “I’m not feeling anything,” Frankie said. “I think she’s gone.” He huffed as he lifted himself up from his knees and took a few steps back. The fire was still burning and the smell of melted plastic still lingered in the air.
          “See,” Biff said. “She’s dead. Nothing any doctor can do about. So why should we go to jail over this?”
          “What do you propose we do?” Jimbo asked. “Bury her?”
          “What, and touch her? Lift her up and get our fingerprints all over her body? No. I say we leave her here. Someone will find her eventually. Some hiker or nature lover. They’ll report it to the police. Problem solved.”
          “I can’t believe you’re saying this,” I said.
          “He may be right,” Jimbo said. “We could just leave her for someone to find. Or we could make an anonymous call. We don’t necessarily have to implicate ourselves. It would still be doing the right thing. Right?”
          “I suppose,” I said, sighing, feeling dizzy again. Not from the Dust-Off, but from the nightmare I had slipped into. I just wanted to close my eyes, open them, and wake up in my bed. I would’ve even clicked my heels together three times.
          There’s no place like home…there’s no place like home…
          Sadly, when I opened my eyes, the fire was still roaring, and Cynthia was still d-e-a-d dead.
          “Let’s go,” Biff ordered. “Before someone strolls along and sees her. Frankie, put the fire out with something, will ya?”
          “Yeah, let’s get out of here” Jimbo said, trembling a bit. “We can call from a payphone or something, tell them where to find the body.” Jimbo was always a cool cat. But even he was shaken up on that night.
          We all jumped at the horrific gasp that came from Cynthia’s body. It sounded like in the movies when someone sucks in all the air right before they pretend to die. Dying–When did we start to consider it a form of entertainment?
          So as it turns out, Cynthia wasn’t dead. Dying, yes. But not dead. Not yet at least.
          She gasped and heaved, her muscle in a state of contraction. She was unable to sit up, unable to move on her own. Her chest bobbed up and down, her potbelly jiggling as she fought to get her lungs working again.
          The Dust-Off had done irreparable damage to her health. All four of us could see she wasn’t going to make it. She’d basically suffocated herself on the chemicals from the Dust-Off, smothered her lungs. Even if the doctors had saved her, she’d never be the same person again.
          Biff said he was doing the humane thing. That he just didn’t want to see her suffer. But I’m fairly certain she suffered quite a bit when he used that jagged rock to cave in her skull.
          It wasn’t just a quick blow to the head either. It took three or four blows with the rock to finish the job. You ever heard the sound a skull makes when it cracks and splits? It’s like smashing a whole carton of eggs to pieces with a hammer, except the sound is amplified, like it’s being heard through a bullhorn.
          There wasn’t anything we could do to stop him. It all happened so fast. I didn’t even have time to debate calling 911 before Biff snatched up that rock. Blood ran down his jacket and he wiped some of it away with one hand, still clutching the rock in the other.
          We all stood aghast, lips quivering, bodies twitching. I remember my mouth feeling so dry I couldn’t swallow. And my knees were about ready to buckle.
          I glanced to my left at Frankie, who looked like he’d just seen a ghost. And I glanced to my right at Jimbo, who looked like he’d just shit a brick.
          “You all saw the condition she was in,” Biff said, feeling the need to explain and defend himself. “Stop staring at me like that. I did what needed to be done, while the rest of you stood around like a bunch of pansies. You didn’t move a muscle. None of you. Useless spectators. That’s what you are. Spectators.”
          That wasn’t enough. So he continued. “I just didn’t want to see her suffer. She was in pain, alright? It was the right thing to do. The humane thing to do. Don’t you pricks judge me. You have no fucking right to judge me!”
          Jimbo finally broke the silence that had fallen over the three of us. “Biff, no one’s judging you. You did the right thing, ok? I agree. Just calm down. It’ll be alright. No harm done.”
          No harm done? NO HARM DONE? Had we just witnessed the same horrific spectacle or had Jimbo been off in some drug induced coma the entire time?
          We walked the trail that ended at the chain-link park fence, and we slipped through the hole that Biff had snipped in the fence months before. The park didn’t bother patching it up. They knew kids went into those woods to get high and drunk and they gave up trying to deter us.
          Biff took the rock with him that night, pitched it into a lake so the cops would never find the murder weapon.
          Frankie didn’t look hungry anymore. In fact, I don’t think he was very hungry in the days that followed either. None of us were. Nobody except Biff. He had to live with it, just like the rest of us. And he seemed to be getting along just fine while the rest of us were falling apart trying to carry all that weight on our shoulders.
          On the walk home, Biff had persuaded us not to tell a soul about it. He simply said, “Tell anyone about what happened, and I’ll kill all your families.”
          Jimbo was scratching nervously at his cheeks the entire walk. Halfway home, one of his zits popped and a white puss oozed down his red cheek. “You know, they say crystal meth leaks out through the pores of your skin and stores itself in boils and zits. I could probably smoke this puss and get high.”
          Why not? I thought, trying to hold down my dinner. Anything to get high on a Saturday night.

          I figured it wouldn’t be long before somebody cracked. Someone just had to confess.
          But nobody ever stepped forward. Not Frankie. Not Jimbo. And certainly not Biff. But I have no room to judge. I was just as much a coward as the rest of them. I never came forward either. And I’m still living with this terrible secret. I hope one day someone will find this confession, these hastily scribbled pages. This sad, pathetic attempt at a memoir.
          I hope someone finds this in the envelope I seal it in and they learn the truth about Biff Larson. They learn the truth about what happened that day. Maybe Cynthia’s parents can finally get the closure they deserve.
          I bet they’d be happy knowing how Biff ended up.
          After graduation, we all went our separate ways. We didn’t write, we didn’t call. There was nothing left to say between the four of us. No more words to exchange. So we just went our separate ways.
          I bumped into Frankie three years later. He went to college for two years, then joined the police academy. Now he’s a cop in the city. Lost quite a bit of weight, too. I hardly recognized him.
          I read about Jimbo in the papers. A drug and alcohol fueled car accident took his life on the night of his twenty-first birthday. The report said he was ten times over the limit and he had marijuana, cocaine, and Vicodin in his system in addition to the tequila he’d been drinking like it was water.
          I didn’t have to read about Biff Larson in the papers. Several former classmates called or text me personally to share the news. They seemed almost ecstatic to share the news of his untimely demise.
          Biff’s mom found him in the garage one night, his eyes fixed, pupils dilated. He had inhaled three cans of Dust-Off in one sitting. I don’t know if he was trying to break a record, or if he just couldn’t live with the secret anymore. Either way, I felt a tremendous weight removed from my shoulders the day I heard the news.
          And how did old Layne Hanson end up? Well, as for myself, I’m now a licensed drug counselor. I host narcotics anonymous meetings and council a series of youths dealing with substance abuse problems.
          Day in and day out, I recount the disasters of my own ill-gotten youth. I share my horrific stories, excluding certain details of course. I let them know how drugs destroyed my life and try to help them shine the light on their own paths, help them see they’re traveling in the same direction I was at that age.
          I’d like to think I’m making a difference. But for every kid who genuinely wants to get clean, there are three or four others kids who seek my council just because the judge or their parents made them be there.
          These kids, they’re growing up faster nowadays. They’re getting high at age ten and swiping their parent’s painkillers or anti-anxiety meds by the time they’re twelve.
          I council teenage heroin addicts and prepubescent alcoholics.
          I deal with thirteen year old crystal meth tweakers and kids who get high on cat or horse tranquillizers.
          Anything to get high on a Saturday night.
          In a final twist of irony, you know how I got my counselors license, my degree if you will? I took online classes. It was actually a piece cake.
          In today’s world, you don’t need to be a genius. You just need to be smart enough to know how to use a computer.

Thursday, January 8, 2015

The Breakfast Club: A Short Film Review






THE BREAKFAST CLUB
A Film Review
By Daniel Skye

          No, you didn’t misread the title. This is a short film review of one of my favorite movies, the Breakfast Club. It’s a shocker, I know. The guy who writes about horror and science fiction twenty-four-seven is a fan of the freaking Breakfast Club. Sue me.
          Or laugh it up if you must, but this film will forever be a classic in my mind, and in the minds of many others.
          You could make fun of me for liking this film. Or you can make fun of the fact that the movie came out in 1985 and this film review is thirty years late. Well, that’s one of the reasons I’m writing this.
          This year, 2015, marks the thirtieth anniversary of the Breakfast Club. Has the film aged well? Does it still hold up as a classic? In the end, only you can be the judge. But in my humble opinion, the issues and struggles that these characters face are just as relevant today as they were thirty years ago.
The jock (Emilio Estevez). The brain (Anthony Michael Hall). The princess (Molly Ringwald). The criminal (Judd Nelson). The basket case (Ally Sheedy). They’ve all got their own issues to deal with. But for one Saturday, they’ll have to deal with each other as well. And they’ll also learn more about themselves than they ever could outside the walls of detention.
John Hughes’ seminal coming-of-age film is a memorable one for certain. The film could very well be labeled as the defining experience of an entire generation (ok maybe I’m taking it a bit too far with that one).
The film is indeed a commentary of one particular generation, but you can’t deny the films influence on the other generations that followed. The generations of people–past and present–who were touched or influenced by this work of sheer brilliance.
In one particularly memorable confrontation between high school delinquent John Bender (Judd Nelson) and assistant principal Vernon (Paul Gleason), Bender tells the principal of his school to “eat his shorts”, a line made famous by iconic cartoon character Bart Simpson. But Nelson had first dibs, and the writers of the Simpsons were no doubt influenced by the works of Mr. Hughes, as were many comedy writers that appreciated the magic of his films.
With classic one liners and insults such as “Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?” and “Eat my shorts” being hurled at Vernon by Bender, the dialogue never gets old.
And neither does the dialogue or the interaction between the characters. You’d think the setup, five kids sitting around in detention all Saturday, would get old pretty fast.
But these five ostensible stereotypes, who started out with nothing in common, discover that they have more in common than they ever imagined. As they talk about family, they realize their “perfect” family lives aren’t so perfect after all. Not like Bender doesn’t know that one already. As they hash out the details of their existences, they realize despite their differences, they all face similar complications or pressures in their lives.
They talk about their sex lives, or their lack of sex lives. They talk about what they did to land themselves in Saturday detention. They talk and talk and it never gets old.
Claire Standish (Molly Ringwald) discovers that she’s not all that. That she’s not better than the rest. She also rejects her pristine image by giving Bender a hickey in the closet and kissing him outside the school, solidifying the bond they shared that day. As a parting gift, she removes one of her diamond earrings, shedding away her materialistic qualities.
Andrew Clarke (Emilio Estevez) discovers that he doesn’t have to be the person that he thinks his father wants him to be. That he doesn’t have to conform to certain standards. That it’s ok to be different. And different is exactly what he gets when he shares a passionate kiss with oddball Allison.
Brainiac Brian Johnson (Anthony Michael Hall) realizes just because you’re the brain, it doesn’t mean you have all the answers. It doesn’t mean you have the whole world figured out. But that’s ok too. Because high school is about discovering your true self, about shaping and molding the person you will become in the future.
Allison Reynolds (Ally Sheedy) realizes that for once in her life, it’s acceptable to be normal. That you don’t have to pretend to be someone or something that you’re not. That it’s all right to be one of the group.
And Bender discovers that secret little soft spot inside of him that was waiting to be brought out by the right person.
          The actors were all spot-on, and that’s coming from someone who doesn’t care for Emilio Estevez. There are two kinds of people in this world: People who like Emilio Estevez, and people who don’t. I belong in the latter category.
That being said, his whole tough guy jock act, like when he tells Bender to lay off Claire, felt extremely forced and it led to quite a bit of overacting on his part.
Molly Ringwald played the role of the spoiled princess to a T and was very easy on the eyes. It’s not hard to see why she was such a big star for a period of time.
Allison Reynolds (Ally Sheedy) is the film’s most complex character. Allison goes through a wide range of emotions. If you didn’t know any better, you’d think this girl has split personality disorder. She’s quirky, she’s giddy, she’s pouty, she’s shy, she’s cunning, she’s manipulative, and she’s also the odd one out. The one who doesn’t fit in to any social equation. She’s Bender times ten. And Ally Sheedy deserves a round of applause for her performance.
Brian Johnson (Anthony Michael Hall) is a nerd who knows exactly what he is. He’s shy, he’s a pushover, a doormat, incapable of standing up for himself or voicing his own opinions. Everyone thinks he’s smart. Everyone thinks he has the answers. But he can’t even figure out the purpose of his own existence. And Anthony Michael Hall played this role well. And he continued to play it throughout his entire character.
Judd Nelson is the other standout in this movie. He channeled the rage and frustration his character felt while still remaining likable and sympathetic. At the end of the movie, I was rooting for him to kiss Claire. His performance and Ally Sheedy’s memorable character truly stand out above the rest in this film.
Paul Gleason did well in his role of the hardheaded, unlikable Richard (Dick) Vernon, a man who thinks he has life figured out, but is just as lost and confused as those misguided youths he watches over in detention.
You may walk away from this film feeling happy. You may walk away feeling sad that it’s over. You may turn it off halfway through and be sorry you even wasted your time renting it or checking it out on Netflix (I believe it’s still available, by the way). But please don’t deny the films power, its influence, and the mark it has left on our cultural landscape.
On a scale of One to Ten, I award the Breakfast Club a Nine. Maybe I’m being biased. Maybe I’m being insulting by not awarding it a Ten. But it’s still a personal favorite of mine after all these years. And if it’s a personal favorite of yours, you owe it to yourself to dust off your copy, pop it in the DVD or Blu Ray player, and celebrate thirty years of the Breakfast Club.